RIP inominate goldfish

It is with great regret that I inform you that, one of our goldfish (the bigger of the two) passed away, peacefully today, at 35 Collingham Place, at the age of three and a half years.

Our thoughts are with his fellow goldfish, who said, "call me Bubbles" and of course, Smog and Dolly. When seen earlier, Dolly was, "this is borrrring". Smog said, "oh
my god i can't believe you just said that but shut up I didn't do nuffink and anyway he was always tryin to lez me
up."